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Clownin' Around Cardigan

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Clownin' Around Cardigan

PREORDER OPTIONS DO NOT SHIP FOR 3 MONTHS. CHECK THE INFO TAB BELOW FOR MORE DETAILS.

REGULAR SIZE OPTIONS WILL SHIP WITHIN 3 WEEKS!

TRACK THE STATUS OF YOUR PRE-ORDER HERE!

A person goes to the doctor. Says they’re feeling down. Life is hard.
Says they’re feeling alone in this harsh world.

Doctor says “Treatment is simple! Steady Hands Circus Collection drops tonight. Go buy something from the collection, that should pick you up!”

They burst into tears and say “But Doctor
.”

“I am Wesley Hands”

  • Scalloped hems
  • Material: 35% Viscose, 20% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 20% Nylon

 SIZE GUIDE:

  • First model is 5'7" wearing a size M/L!
  • Second model is 5'5" wearing a size M/L!
  • Modeled Size Guide This guide shows different models with various body types wearing the full range of XS through XXXL cardigans. Check it out for the best idea of how each size will fit.
  • Non-Standard sizing. The sizes listed are the sizes the option will best fit, but please check the size chart to verify your sizing.
  • Size Chart: The size chart can be found as the final image on this product. Compare the measurements given to a piece of clothing that you own (not your own measurements) to see how the item will fit. Take measurements as shown in the diagram.

Bonus Joke: The doctor smiles and laughs to herself, “You just called me Butt Doctor”

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Original: $414.00

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Clownin' Around Cardigan—

$414.00

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PREORDER OPTIONS DO NOT SHIP FOR 3 MONTHS. CHECK THE INFO TAB BELOW FOR MORE DETAILS.

REGULAR SIZE OPTIONS WILL SHIP WITHIN 3 WEEKS!

TRACK THE STATUS OF YOUR PRE-ORDER HERE!

A person goes to the doctor. Says they’re feeling down. Life is hard.
Says they’re feeling alone in this harsh world.

Doctor says “Treatment is simple! Steady Hands Circus Collection drops tonight. Go buy something from the collection, that should pick you up!”

They burst into tears and say “But Doctor
.”

“I am Wesley Hands”

  • Scalloped hems
  • Material: 35% Viscose, 20% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 20% Nylon

 SIZE GUIDE:

  • First model is 5'7" wearing a size M/L!
  • Second model is 5'5" wearing a size M/L!
  • Modeled Size Guide This guide shows different models with various body types wearing the full range of XS through XXXL cardigans. Check it out for the best idea of how each size will fit.
  • Non-Standard sizing. The sizes listed are the sizes the option will best fit, but please check the size chart to verify your sizing.
  • Size Chart: The size chart can be found as the final image on this product. Compare the measurements given to a piece of clothing that you own (not your own measurements) to see how the item will fit. Take measurements as shown in the diagram.

Bonus Joke: The doctor smiles and laughs to herself, “You just called me Butt Doctor”